Pootzgrilla

Semana passada publiquei os 1000 termos sobre masturbação masculina e como não podia deixar passar, essa semana é a vez das mulheres. Está em inglês mas é eu que manjo lhufas de inglês consigo entender vários.

1. Battery testing

2. Beat the clit

3. Bop

4. Bruise the beaver

5. Buff the muff

6. Butter the biscuit

7. Churn the butter

8. Club the clam

9. Clit flicking

10. Clit pick

11. Deck the nun

12. Dial ‘o’ on the pink telephone

13. Diddle yourself

14. Dig your own hole

15. Double click your mouse

16. Feed the beaver

17. Feel the love

18. Finger bang old Mary Rotten Crotch

19. Finger fuck

20. Finger the bottle

21. Finger the love hole

22. Finger yourself

23. Finger your pussy

24. Flick the bean

25. Flick the flab

26. Flip the clit

27. Flip your flossy

28. Frigging

29. Get lost in the deep end

30. Get your fingers wet

31. Go knuckle deep

32. Jill off

33. Jillin’

34. Juicin’ out

35. Knitting

36. Lip Curlin’

37. Make love juice

38. Mine the hole

39. Part the pink sea

40. Pat the bunny

41. Pat the little man in the canoe

42. Pedicure the camel toes

43. Perfume the fingers

44. Pet the kitty

45. Play piano

46. Play with the cat

47. Play the hairy banjo

48. Play with your remote control

49. Play with your yo-yo

50. Poke the flounder

51. Polish the pearl

52. Praise the kooter

53. Pump your puni

54. Punch Jerry Garcia in the face

55. Push the love button

56. Ride the two-finger cowboy

57. Rough the muff

58. Rub off

59. Rub it

60. Rub the button

61. Rub the elf

62. Rub the love lips

63. Rub the nub

64. Rub the pussy

65. Scratch the snatch

66. Sing in the shower

67. Slap the lips

68. Slippin’ the kitten

69. Snuff the muff

70. Spank the kitty

71. Spelunk the cave

72. Squeeze Mary

73. Squeeze the bean

74. Squirt juice on your hand

75. Stroke the kitty

76. Stroke the nub

77. Tease the tuna taco

78. Tender the meat curtains

79. Think pink

80. Tickle clitty

81. Tickle the twat

82. Touch type

83. Touchy touch

84. Two finger salute